12th
Lorem Ipscream = Brilliant
Lorem Ipscream (thanks to Russell for the link) is seemingly just another Lorem Ipsum generator, albeit with a hot design. I personally use the generator at Lipsum.com (or if I’m pressed for time I can just visit http://www.lipsum.com/feed/html to get a 5 paragraph bite of LipSum text) so it didn’t seem to me that Lorem Ipscream would pique my interests.
Then I saw that it has a poetry generator:
Sailing Three Tuesdays
Like omg, I can’t believe that my parents didn’t let me go to the Fallout Boy concert! Channel the spirit of millions of pre-teens to make your perfect sob ballad.
Yes. Perfect. Brilliant.
My generated poem?
Cause we like to see us as a dream, I am guided by the gaze of uncaring faces.
You don’t even care what you think.
Tax away my troubles make me be the same.
Cause we like to take anything.
Sway side to side and watch my blood run cold you’re not cool britannia.
Oh, look what you say.
Oh. My. God.
I actually burst out laughing when I read this. For those of you who don’t read the MySpaces of angsty teens (I’m a teen too, please don’t come for me Chris Hansen) this is very much representative of the bad poetry that is so prevalent on MySpace.
My ex-girlfriend used to write this bad poetry. Seeing a generator that was able to produce poetry at the same caliber was just all the better. Seriously.
(via RambleOn)